Makeup-color heels are always pretty.—Adam, 40 |
Your "commute shoes" can look out of place."Great job matching her cab, not so much her outfit." —Ralph, 27 |
Barely there sandals say "beach goddess.""She wishes she was on a Hawaiian vacation, but the park will have to do for now." —William, 26 |
Socks + sexy pumps = identity crisis."The black heels are 'downtown' sophisticated, and the socks are schoolgirl cutesy. I'm confused." —Mike, 31 |
Fashion-forward wedges spell fierce."She's either from the funkiest village in Holland or owns her own paint-by-numbers shoe shop. Either way, this girl knows how to have a good time and isn't afraid to tell you to your face." —Matt, 36 |
To some cowboys, authenticity counts."She pretends to get excited about the Willie Nelson tickets you scored but secretly wishes you were taking her to see Kenny Chesney." —Phil, 32 |
Tall buckled boots are tough...even with a sundress."She's wearing a skirt, but figuratively, she's wearing pants. She knows what she wants." —David, 26 |
Ultra-girly shoes are sweet in (almost) all the right ways."I hate her rom-coms and obsession with flourless chocolate cake, but I love everything else about her." —Brian, 23 |
It pains him to look at your sky-high pumps."Could that be her hand in the shoe? Maybe it is her hand in the shoe. Ankles just don't bend that way." —Michael, 31 |
Your platforms aren't your only platform."She updates her Tumblr page 20 times a day while listening to She & Him on repeat." —Kelly, 29 |
Too many animal prints make it look like you crave attention."She pretends to listen to music with an iPod turned off with hopes to overhear a conversation about her looks." —Justin, 30 |
Low heels reveal your true shoe preference."She's put-together at work, but on the weekends, she loves to change into jeans and a T-shirt. She looks hot either way." —Andrew, 33 |
Black boots and bare legs look hot. But not in the way you're thinking."Undeterred by the weather, this girl is going to rock a winter no matter what—even if she ends the day in a pool of her own sweat." —Greg, 21 |
